![]() ![]() The Ace: Started out as one of the judges favorites.Signature Style: Puffy sleeves and high couture.N-Word Privileges: Averted: some GLBT viewers complained about his frequent use of the word "tranny". ![]() ![]() Improbable Age: The youngest of the cast (21).It's All About Me: "I'm kind of a celebrity.Ensemble Dark Horse: He was voted Fanfavorite.Good luck."I am not a miracle-worker, lady. New episode next week! Your homework until then is to design an outfit out of leftover green bean casserole. Poor Steve gets lambasted for his wedding dress concoction, which is deemed âa French maidâs outfit.â (L) I am sad to see Steve go â he was entertaining with his âOh dear Godâs and his uncanny Tim Gunn impressions. Outfits are finished and the show begins, and these ladies work it. The Cockatiel says â AGAIN â that the judges might die over the othersâ outfits or die because of them. Steve is having trouble getting his shizz together. Itâs morning and Chris is snoring on the couch. Tim asks Tyra Cockatiel if his outfit is âfierce.â In a cautionary tale, Tim remarks that heâs made more bad decisions at 3 in the morning than he can count. Does Jack have a nosebleed? No, itâs only a highly contagious staph infection. The girls are discussing the âvoidâ left by the departure of Chris. Chris lets us know that he is going back to his life, and he hopes that he brought fun to the show. Well, it appears that Ricky and his nouveau pleather trashbag bedazzled hat will survive to face another challenge. Nina concurs with the insightful, âItâs a problem.â Top American Designer Michael Kors says Team Chris was very bad pageant mother of the bride old-fashioned. The Spitter figures what the hell and tosses herself in front of the bus. Ricky does the same to Victorya, saying she should go home. Victorya gives Ricky props for his fitting techniques but subsequently throws him under the bus for his lack of leadership skills. Team Ricky is praised for the conceptual design of the outfits but criticized for construction and fit. Top American Designer Michael Kors describes one of the outfits as âbeauty pageant in camel,â and the shoulder pads donât feel ârelevant for todayâ to Nina. The judges do not see the dancewear element. Oh hell, Heidi just blurted out that Team Jillian is the winner (R) and that Team Cockatiel is safe. Hallelujah, Kevinâs shorts are done! Somewhere in the design room, a magic rabbit hops around. Itâs the morning of the runway show and Victorya decides sheâs made a craptastic piece, so she redoes one of her garments. Maybe he can feed it some of my magic beans. Kevin acknowledges that he has to pull a magic rabbit out of his ass in order to get âer done. Ricky and Victorya caucus and have some kind of ridiculously petty bicker session that goes nowhere but culminates in Ricky saying Victorya (R)âdoesnât have the ballsâ to be the leader, which is rich coming from the hankyman. Donât slip on the spit, ladies! Victorya (R) decides that Rickyâs top looks like something âa Harlequin would wear to a festival,â and now Iâm trying to remember the last time I saw a Harlequin at a festival. Timâs back and sends in the models for a fitting. As Tim says they get to choose the teams, Sweet P makes her âsmell the fartâ face. The designers are working in teams of three to create three looks using each of the miserable trends. Oops – Jillian is actually wearing overalls, which is an âoutâ trend. Tim and Nina are in the workroom with twelve photos of prior fashion trends. Itâs time to learn this weekâs challenge. Two models are sent home, where they will spend the remainder of their attractive years sporting Jaclyn Smith fashions for KMart circulars. Jack gets a new model because he won last weekâs snoozer challenge. Good morning! Itâs time to go to Parsons. And a giant television on which you can watch Project Runway! Weâre wrapping up episodes three through five of Season 4 today, so read this while youâre stuck on that tarmac so youâre all juiced up for next weekâs shiny new episode. If youâre anything like my family, then youâre all set for 2008 with your âI Like Turtlesâ t-shirt, your Air Hog remote indoor helicopter and your wild boar bacon. I hope everyone had a merry Christmas full of love and family and friends and all their idiosyncrasies. ![]()
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